Friday, September 29, 2006

• in the morning, when i juz woke up. in cases like this, dont talk to me unless i talk to you. or, talk to me abt 1--2 hrs later. my brain hasnt started to process words for my mouth to say. in other words, my brain is slow in the morning. [i bet vishal DEV will beg to differ.]

• when i'm on the bus. on the train or in a taxi is all right, but NOT ON THE BUS. except if i'm standing in the bus. if i'm sitting, dont talk to me or you'll find that my tone will become super irritated. this is because on the bus, i like to look out of the window and dream/think. and my train of thoughts is interrupted when you talk to me. so dont.

• when i'm concentrating really hard. you will know i am concentrating when i frown a little, or when i'm quiet and busy scribbling something. again, you will interrupt my train of thoughts if you talk to me, so... you know what to do. EXCEPTIONS: you may talk to me if you wanna ask me something important, like how to do this, blah blah. but for chatting and small talk, NO WAY.

• when i'm in a bad mood. obviously, when i'm in a bad mood, leave me to stew for a while before talking to me because i MIGHT snap your head off if you do attempt to talk to me. some ppl like to complain and whine when they're in a bad mood, but not me. :)

• when you know i dont like you. the reason is simple: i dont like the ppl i dont like to talk to me. because i dont like you, and you piss me off, so talking to you would raise my blood pressure. plus, i also dont like the ppl i dont like to like me. so, if you talk to me for a while, i MIGHT like you [which i doubt so], which is like totally betraying the fact of why i dont like you in the 1st place.

in case you fall into the ppl i dont like category, i shall put another list here. if you think you fall into this category, then, pls do what you should.

• slackers. ppl who expect to get good results when they dont work for it. you think what, grades juz fall out of the sky like that ah!? the worst kinds are the ones who slack, then complain abt their bad results later. excuse me. you asked for it.

• goody-two-shoes. i dont care if you're genuinely a goody-goody, but i am a pessimistic person, so i will take anyone who are goody-two-shoes to be a hypocrite.

• ppl who try to attract attention by acting cute. those are the kinds that will purposely say all sorts of stupid things, juz to get everyone's attention and to make them think, "oh, isnt he/she so cute/innocent??" reality check. you are so not.

• ppl who go around making ppl feel guilty that they are who they are. some ppl do it openly, and some ppl do it in a subtle way. eg, "aiyoh this qn so easy also dont know how to do! STUPID ah you!" for heaven's sake. if you think you're so smart/cool/attractive, pls go somewhere else. we mere human beings arent worthy of your presence.

• ppl who make others feel that their opinions dont matter and that their own opinions are the best. eg, let's say i tell ABC that i like so-and-so band, and ABC says, "so-and-so band?!!? wah lau! i didnt know you have such bad taste!" hello, i am entitled to my own opinions and you are entitled to yours. it is my right to like something. even if you dont like it, you can juz shut up, or say, "so-and-so band? i think this band is better." i feel sorry for this kinda ppl because they have absolutely NO EQ AT ALL.

• ppl who are a perfectly normal size and weight and still go around saying, "wah lau i'm so FAT lor!" fine, go on sticking fingers down your throat and getting anorexic. does the world need more stupid people like you? i dont think so.

• ppl who have no minds of their own and cant make their own decisions. if you want to leave but your friends dont, juz leave. your friends dont own you.

• twits/bimbos. they both belong in the same group. need i say more?

• ppl who cant keep their promises. this kind of ppl, i cant stand the most. dont make a commitment if you cant keep it. not keeping promises is akin to lying, but worse. you dont even have the basic courtesy to keep a promise. your parents nvr teach you cannot lie izit? whatever.

ooh. juz went through the list and it is such a long list! for each point, i can think of at least 1 person. except some points are not as serious as others. for example, ppl who attract attention by acting cute is not in the same league as, say, ppl who cant keep promises. the world is running out of trustworthy ppl, what with the terrorism and all. who can we trust anymore?